So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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