Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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