I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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