So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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