i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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