Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
this hospital has no fireball
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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