its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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