Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!