Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.