For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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