Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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