Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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