belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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