420 ftw
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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