At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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