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I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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