I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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