I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
do nipples grow back?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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