you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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