my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
