you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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