I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This is my gift to your gina
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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