I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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