You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
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I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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