let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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