I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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