Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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