It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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