in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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