If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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