dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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