oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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