she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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