butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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