Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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