Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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