Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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