my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Are we still banned from the library?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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