God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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