did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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