white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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