the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We don't watch enough power rangers
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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