and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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