paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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