I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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