she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight