just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I smell stomach acid.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you