Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird