yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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