Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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