Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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