you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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