3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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