Pappa wants mamma naked
Where is the hickey?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
