Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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