I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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