5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
