that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
then he tried to convert me to islam
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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